It's the NHL playoff's, which mean playoff beards (which also include less women, less job opportunities, less razor burn, less time to get ready in the morning).
My friends and I are not going to shave until Chris Drury hoists the Sta-ahhhhh okay...here are the rules...
April 10th, 2007
Ok guys, get in that final shave by 11:59 EST...You hear that Pete? Eastern Standard Time! That is the last FULL shave for any of us until the Sabres win the cup! If any of us do for some ridiculous reason (i.e funeral, wedding) need to shave it, that reason MUST be approved by a majority. (Remember doctors note needed or obituary(no copy, original ONLY!)
Rules
1. Cleaning up the neck- I am fine with this, honestly about a week in my principal will probably make me. But only CLEAN UP work. Hence, no full shave.
2. No dying- I am very tempted to get a J.P Dumont red tint going on mine, but, I digress, alas, I decide, don't mess with it. (Look at that tricky comma work...grammar king!)
3. Be Proud- Gentlemen, your beard is a work of art! Be very proud and show it off to anyone who will look! There will be the nay-sayers, we say "go to the playoffs pinhead."
Have at it boys!
Beard General,
Steven James Baker
Before
After Week 1 of the Playoffs....
Baker
Franklin
Me
Ashok
Josh
Wilson
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mine grows in so thick
http://www.greek2me.com/images/beard-bushy.jpg
good documentation pete...
trying to explain the playoff beard to my boss was priceless
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